Remember from
the good old days,
When women
swooned and fell?
And someone got
their smelling salts,
To make her wake
up well.
For fainting
back then was in vogue,
And garnered
much attention...
With ohs and ahs
as willing hands,
Helped lower her
desscension .
I've never had
to smell those,
Don't think that
I've missed much...
But try things
more conventional,
For those I feel
some trust.
So if I
faint, fall to the floor,
Just let
me lay there please...
For
smelling salts I'd almost bet,
Would
make me want to sneeze!
©
08/13/09 Loree (Mason) O'Neil
Midi
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