Remember from the good old days,
When women swooned and fell?
And someone got their smelling salts,
To make her wake up well.
For fainting back then was in vogue,
And garnered much attention...
With ohs and ahs as willing hands,
Helped lower her desscension .
I've never had to smell those,
Don't think that I've missed much...
But try things more conventional,
For those I feel some trust.
So if I  faint, fall to the floor,
Just let me lay there please...
For smelling salts I'd almost bet,
Would make me want to sneeze!
  08/13/09  Loree (Mason) O'Neil
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